Current Performance/Auditions

by Will Eno

OPEN CALL /All Roles Open

Audition dates are September 9 & 10, Monday and Tuesday, from 7-9,
Community Center, 56 Rock City Road, Woodstock.
The Realistic Joneses premiered at Yale Rep in 2012 and was produced on Broadway in 2014. 

The place takes place in the rural Southwest. There are four characters. Shortly after one couple moves into town, they meet their neighbors who share the same last name. As their lives intertwine they learn that they share much more as the two couples struggle to survive in their imperfect worlds.
This text is very well-crafted. The dialogue is layered with meanings and nuances and will require actors to work as an ensemble. The “stuff” of this play is in the frailties, vulnerabilities and inner lives of the characters.

 CAST BREAKDOWN/Two males, two females

  • BOB JONES: 40- 60s, Jennifer’s husband
  • JENNIFER JONES: 40 – mid 50 – Bob’s wife
  • JOHN JONES: 30-45, husband to Pony
  • PONY JONES: 30-40, wife to John
This production will be directed by Wallace Norman

Please send interest in auditioning to


November 15— December 1, with preview, November 14.
Friday and Saturday evenings at 8 pm, Sunday matinees, 1:30 pm

OPEN CALLS — Monday and Tuesday, September 9 and 10, 7 – 9 p.m.

At the Mescal Hornbeck Community Center
56 Rock City Road
Woodstock New York 12498
Click Here for Map of Theater Location
To speak to Wallace about auditioning, please call 646-325-3340.